Dammit! (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

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[–] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Don't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?".

This always work for me.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    A coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    β€œI’m so sorry, you’re absolutely right. I’ll get right on that!”

    Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    is that coffee making from TOS?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago
    [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Fucking clankers should know their place.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago*

    Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make coffee.

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