If you don't want your cat in a frying pan, do not get a perfectly cat sized frying pan

"I live in Japan

without the J"

Place makes food warm. Maybe it can make cat warm. Genius.

I don't think this is a very good recipe.

In German, we have a saying when something is unbelievable that roughly translates to "That makes the dog in the pan crazy" (Da wird doch der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt). Maybe it works with cats too, donno, never tried it.

I like my meat rare but having my dinner mewing at me is a bit much.

Please do not the cat.

Your dinner seems undercooked.

Please. Don't. Eat. Him.

Pan is too small.

Pussy? For breakfast?

I know that's a complainy mew.

What a handsome fellow

c/ He Will Be Stir-Fried

Have a buttery croissant for dinner instead of cat 🫶🏼