"He's the one who knocks!"

oh no, they know

Oops offshore backup mysteriously occurred.

Of course they will! First you make a copy, then you delete the copy. Contractual terms satisfied.

UPDATE disgustingly_detailed_data SET deleted = true WHERE inkognito = true;

User visits Google (logged in)

User visits Google, without cookies, but from the same IP, same user agent, same resolution, same OS, same enabled plugins, same browser version number, same fingerprint (based on al the previous information).

Google, who could this possibly be???

Do you have a phone? They know where your toilet is

Do you have Google maps? ANY UNMODIFIED GOOGLE CODE OR ANDROID PHONE, TABLET OR CHROMEBOOK IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER?

Then they know where you are at all times. I bet the Pixel users get gold stars. Oneplus have little pluses and custom rom users have 👀.

Incognito, you mean porn mode?

firefox containers are amazing for this

Good for testing instead of "clearing cache and cookies"

There were memes about this what feels like at least 10 years ago. Makes perfect sense when you think about it.

Not a mistake, intentionally deceptive

Some ones been caught with his pants down 😏

from your mom

...did your parents not have friends set up packet sniffers?

I use private, because I am a tab hoarder

Brave is also Chromium.

Next headline: Google promises to delete the Firefox private window data they keep about you

Which is why i don't use safebrowsing but rather a separate profile located (--profile switch) in XDG_RUNTIME_DIR.

Librewolf

same i use Librewolf nowadays

I use chrome once or twice a year, when I need to figure out if a website problem is my browser or the site.

Google quietly updates Chrome’s incognito warning in wake of tracking lawsuit

Doesn't it specifically say on a new incognito tab that this doesn't protect against sites or service providers from gathering information....and only stops you from storing local information (history, cookies, etc)? Do people actually think that incognito is adding privacy protection?

I think the techno illiterate boomers of the fediverse are probably flabbergasted

Exactly. My understanding is that you use incognito mode if you don’t want the browser autofilling pornhub.com when you type po in the search bar.

Cmon if you use tor to search about cookie recipes then you are ill, Schizo

Healthy people use tor to hire hitman on their boss after boss fired them, or a hacker to doxx the jerk that downvoted them

I need to check into this, but maybe someone knows.

I assumed that if you're using incognito and you don't sign into your Google account, the activity wouldn't be tied to your Google account. It might be recorded and sent to Google, but anonymously, unless you signed into Google/Gmail/YouTube/whatever, while incognito.

The obvious is that your activity wouldn't end up on your Internet history in your non-incognito Chrome.

This was silently changed it used not to have the disclaimer sentence

This is the consequence of wrapping everything in glossy plastics and dumbed down UI for decades. People don't want to learn, and even if they do it's all hidden away behind blobs and bloats.