I found my new email signature

Edit: looking forward to my bbbbbirthday tomorrow!!! Oh fuck yeaaaaah.

This is by far the least depressed I've been near my birthday.

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Thank you everyone for the kind words and wishes, this is such an amazing space. Thanks for being you 💜 The meeting with mother went fine, minimal narkiness. Dono dropped to the shelter and they were so excited by it that I just started crying. Am now home with wine, a whingey cat and a very, very kind and loving Boyo.

I have marketed, and procured

• bacon
• Polish raspberry tea
• dried apple rings
• dried mango spears
• blackberries
• bananas
• apricots
• teeny tiny plums
• the single biggest sweet potato I have ever fucking seen
• baby corn
• spinach
• green capsicum
• mushrooms
• a toy for Chookchook
• a goat horn for Gymbro’s new puppy

Seeing my mother today for the first time in over 5 years, so of course spent the night going over every possibly argument and guilt trip she'll pull up. However, am taking Boyo, who she hasn't met, so she'll certainly be on her best behaviour.

Seems like everyone has hurt themselves in some way today, so I'll add to the pile.

Sharpened my chef's knife yesterday and promptly cut myself as you do. This morning though it's a really clean cut so the sharpening worked. Problem was I'd had a few glasses of wine before so it didn't look very pretty.

Saturday. Bloods drawn for next week's quack appointment, shopping done, laundry on the line. Time to head out for brunch and/or go to the nearest BWS to top up on booooze. Decisions decisions ...

PS. It's a lovely day out there.

Food poisoning, so of course everyone is inviting me everywhere today for things i really want to do (ice skating with seldom seen nieces, friends belated b'day because he's been caring for his mother after chemo, most likely last ever anniversary bash for local pub as their building is slated for demo)

Fml

Sprained my foot. I wrapped it because I'm not going to be goddamn bed bound today, pinky toe ligament be damned

Food continues to be a PITA for me but I’ve contributed to Food Australia 🫡

Something something lead others to a treasure I can’t possess

Went out for breakfast and had to combine tables to fit everyone so our table was the funny 6 7 number

Just parted with my mother who will be leaving Melbourne tomorrow at like 6am. Good times. Weather for her stay turned out so much better than anticipated. I've copped a moderate sunburn which I don't mind at all because I'm probably vit D deficient normally - and dont mind some extra colour on my skin. Today we didn't do much, roam around Albert Park lake, into Prahran to suss the market and get lunch, the home for a few beers on the balcony.

I scored some retro tech at a garage sale. Some beats by dre, a teac hand held combination disc plyer tv , a small clock radio. $30.

Gooooood morning pumpernickel munchkins!

I can't wait to move back to the North.

It's been OK out here, having a seperate room for the studio but I'll take a 2 bed unit near civilisation any day

Another walk done

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I just purchased a single (1) sweet potato. It has the approximate dimensions of a newborn human

If I manage to catch this chungas marsupial it will become slippers. There are zero leaves on my rose bush 🤬

Today at the beach all the birds were standing on rocks in the water, even the birds far away

and I found a few things, a big shark vertebrate and some shells . The big shells is interesting, it has a neat hole drilled in it where a cone shell attacked it.

I refuse to go to sleep until ive done everything I wanted to.

Replacement buses are not stealing my goddamn free time. You hear me PTV?!?!!

Edit: 1am. Time for some dicey dungeons, reading old SCP's and not waking up at 6am

"yum, this chocolate sorbet is delicious, so creamy, nicer than the vegan hazelnut flavour one"

looks at label :( Contains milk. luckily I only had a few spoons, took an antihistamine to be safe

Morning all. I’m off to the market…requests?

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I have Cradle of Filth stuck in my head, specifically Deflowering the Maidenhead, Displeasuring the Goddess

Hammer of the Witches is a such a great album

so tired. early night again

good night, sweet dreams everyone, 😘

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