The future is now, old man.

Good lord. You have a full head of hair. Literally shut up.

This was supposed to be people clowning on me but all I got was a bunch of nice people telling me to live life to the fullest 😭😭

You turned my shitpost into a feelspost.

Aight I'm old you got me

Amateur….

How do you not have crows feet - Christ your skin is smooth - I would take grey over looking like Ed Harris's ball sack (like I do)

At least your greys are in a respectable place, mine have started coming in in my left eyebrow and so far, nowhere else. I'd love some dashing streaks of grey at my hairline or temples, no one mistakes that for lint or a cobweb.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. Stay in touch with younger people, and don't be afraid to make friends with younger people (within reason - stick to 20 or older). Don't make fun of current slang, you had yours at that age too. Learn it even if you don't use it yourself. Don't fall into the trap of "the only good music was my generation's", always look for new music to like, even if it's individual songs instead of whole artists.

Keep taking care of your appearance. Even if you go full gray in the future, if you make a point to look at least good, you're ahead of a lot of people of all ages.

And remember - gray hair isn't an embarrassment, every single one is a testament that no one and nothing in life has been able to kill you yet. The more you have, the more it testifies that you are hard to kill. 😁

bruh gray hair is sexy the fuck you on about?

Hey man, at least you have hair. I've been losing mine since I was 16.

Oh yeah... he's a goner!

I been too old for over half my life. Sorry for your loss. I'll mail a walker and some Ensure shakes your way. See you at bingo tonight

Sir this is Lemmy not twitch

You're never too young to dye.

In fact, fuck societal norms, go crazy, try some funky colours! Do a half-length bleach to platinum blonde, add a green or turquoise strip, do frosted tips but instead of keeping them blonde, dye em copper red... The world's your oyster.

Or just keep the gray patches, chicks dig it.

43. Beard has been going white for a decade or more.

Greetings, fellow geezer! Let's have a brewski on the porch and yell at kids to get off our lawn.

Found my first grey hair when I was 16. Since then, multiple GFs have found the occasional grey hair. I'm 45, and weirdly my hair keeps getting darker. Used to be a platinum blonde, turned sandy blonde, and now it would be called brown.....

Standing around the smoke hole at work when I was 28; One of girls, "Hold still." YOINK Handed me a long white hair, I just stared at it in shock.

It's not over til you find gray pubes!

I am 23 and apparently have some gray hairs next to my ears. Dont know why

o7

One thing I wish someone would have talked at me about more often in relation to getting older... You already have problems you're probably not paying enough attention to that you should look at now.

Does your neck always hurt in a weird way when you get up? Mole that you were looking at one day and it doesn't look quite right? Maybe you just started feeling a weird feeling in some part of your body and it never got worse so you just got used to ignoring it?

You're getting to the point where those tend to start escalating. Take inventory and get them checked out.

Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it's been the opposite. Good luck out there.

Welcome to 30 unc

Hello old man!!

oh my god

Time to find the young women with daddy issues.

Officially an Old™

Oh damn, Ludwig is getting old

Maybe it’s because you talk like a brain rot 12 year old?