LOL apparently I'm old and can't figure out how to post an image.

If this is the only incident within 24 hours of a limited rollout, I guess it's going better than expected.

Still fucking atrocious overall, but I guess we'll have to wait for the real incidents to happen. Hopefully no bystanders suffer from it.

I’m laughing at the fact that they have “Robotaxi” scrawled on the side in the same atrocious, psychotic lettering as “Cybertruck”.

No one should use these to go to a random address that might be on a highway or at the corner of these two busy streets and then accidentally forget to close the door. Definitely no one should do such a thing.

I wonder how long the facade will hold. They can't restrict the service to pro-Tesla influencers forever and the safety guys will have to go eventually. How long before weird or dangerous incidents start to happen? Days, weeks? It won't take months, of that I am certain.

A 'gaggle of Tesla influencers' sounds like the worst kind of people to meet.

'Uncritical paid schill' seems more appropriate.

Are these cheaper or is it just Uber etc trying to maximise their profits by cutting out the salary bit?

The Tesla safety operators appear to always have their thumb on the “Open Door” button of their door, which is sort of weird to see. It’s like every safety operator is getting ready to say the Irish goodbye to their passengers at any given moment.

Turns out, Full Self Driving disengages if you open the door. So that is probably being used as a janky, factory-standard kill switch for the autonomous driving system that causes the vehicle to come to controlled stop.

Wow thats.

Not so. The Tesla safety operators appear to always have their thumb on the “Open Door” button of their door, which is sort of weird to see. It’s like every safety operator is getting ready to say the Irish goodbye to their passengers at any given moment.

Turns out, Full Self Driving disengages if you open the door. So that is probably being used as a janky, factory-standard kill switch for the autonomous driving system that causes the vehicle to come to controlled stop.

There is absolutely nothing stopping the human employee from sitting behind the wheel except optics...

Like, if there's three passengers, does the employee keep shotgun?

Does a passenger get the driver's seat? Or do they all have to sit in the backseat so people can see it's driving itself?

Is the plan for highspeed situations really just opening a fucking door at speed?

The level of stupidity is, as always, fascinating...

These guys should try the existing Waymo service in Austin to get an idea of what an actually good ‘robotaxi’ is before tying this junk.

influencer

Whenever you see this word replace it with "sales people".

They’re enthusiasts, and so the initial wave of press from the Robotaxi release will be gushingly positive as Tesla sales people enthusiastically record the experience

Tesler delivering poor performance on an extremely delayed rollout: 📉

Tesler’s clearly manipulated stock price: 📈

Tesla's Full Self Driving feature is definitely not "Full Self Driving". At best, it is useful for freeing up a driver's attention for other things. At worst, it tricks people into thinking that the car is driving by itself when it cannot.

Similar to how if you use cruise control, you don't have to pay as much attention to speed, and you can use that attention to look at the road and other cars. Staying in a lane and following cars and even turning a corner are all things that free up the driver's attention so that the driver can pay more attention to the road and other drivers.

So, it's a useful tool for experienced and attentive drivers, but it is not "Full Self Driving", and it obviously lacks polish.

Plus, a lot of the completely necessary features for a robot taxi are completely missing, like keeping passengers from accidentally disengaging FSD. Taxis are used to transport drunk people. Drunk people will press all sorts of buttons and do things like touch a steering wheel that is moving by itself.

Musk is completely shameless. Always doing these cash grabs by promising things that are impossible, and then doing an alternative half-assed version. It's really weird. You'd think at some point that a grifter that managed to become the richest person in the world would stop doing the most obvious grifts ever.

And there it is, the correct term for what this is...

Performance

So nobody died yet? Okay, cool.

I was paid to say this product/service was good. You can trust me!