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[–] 241 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The guy who voted for not extending healthcare subsidies to the most desperate Americans?

Hope it hurt.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hope he recovers but it's in that way where it fucks you up for life.

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  • [–] 150 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It would be of great scientific value if we could study how Fetterman shifts further rightward with incremental increases in brain damage.

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  • [–] 112 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    Had a friend that got blasted with a glass beer bottle. Brian damage and long stay in the hospital but he lived.

    When he came back, he was 100% a different person. Abandoned his family, started talking to overseas women, gambling, and many other self destructive activities.

    Before? Dude was a stand up guy. Worked hard and was a great family man. Sad that Fettermen basically suffered the same fate, but he needs to go.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I do find it somewhat funny that after suffering severe brain damage, Republican ideals became appealing to him. It says a lot about the rest of the group.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    To follow up on this, I never heard about someone switching to leftist ideals after brain damage, always to the right.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    There’s a cool documentary Marwencol (2010) about a man who was beat up brutally and received life-altering brain damage. I can’t remember if it ever really touches on politics but he began a normal white dude and later on lived as a secret cross dresser who photographed GI Joes and Barbie’s in his backyard. Y’know the more I think about it maybe this actually still in line with the right.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Like, smashed over the head with a beer bottle? Holy fuck. They really should not have started such a cliché for that in bar fights in movies, I feel like some people think it'll break like the movies and you'll just "hurt the guy a little" not fucking kill them, or give them permanent brain damage.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think it just comes naturally for people to use things shaped like a club to hit people when they're so inclined.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    My grandma's second husband was a farmer who lived pretty far out in the country. There was a guy that worked on his farm who just went by Plowboy. I have no idea what his actual name was, that was literally what everybody including his family called him.

    Anyway, when I was a kid (probably 8ish), I overheard my grandma telling somebody that Plowboy's brother had gone into the biggest nearby city to take care of something, and Plowboy had insisted on going with him for some reason but wouldn't say why.

    When they got there they split up, and apparently Plowboy had decided he wanted to go into the city to rob somebody. I don't know why, but I guess maybe he figured it would be easier to get away with it there than in the little town where he lived? It really didn't seem like he had given it much thought either.

    He picked some random stranger, snuck up behind him, and stuck a glass coca cola bottle in his back like a gun and told him to give him his money.

    The guy turned around and saw it was only a glass bottle, so he just took it from him and smashed it over his head then called the cops. I can't hear about a bottle being smashed over somebody's head without immediately remembering that story.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I remember a guy that always did stupid shit when he was drunk. One of his "party tricks" was to bite off pieces of beer glasses. One night he emptied a bottle of beer and just smashed it over his head, probably expecting it to shatter. It made a pretty anti climactic bonk sound and it knocked him out cold, hitting a barstool on the way down.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Right. This happened to him in the bathroom and the guy was looking to steal his wallet. Sad thing was, my friend didn't even press charges. Just so was fucked up. He didn't even care. His family was devastated. Amazing what some people will do and the outcomes they create.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Maybe he’ll wake up as a democrat this time

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    good thing he had good affordable healthcare, unlike everyone in the USA whom he fucked over

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    I want my vote back dickhead.

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  • He'll get real healthcare though, unlike many of his constituents.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago

    Maybe it’ll jog his brain away from being a conservative cuck

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago

    Have the day you voted for ✨

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Didn't know that you could fall over guilt.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hard to care about him. He gets one close call with death and becomes a worse person. Whereas most people who experience something like that become a better person.

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    hopefully, he falls into a fucking grave soon

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    This guy might actually enjoy hanging out with fetterman.

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    Up until recently he was a climate change denier.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I've been following him and he's stopped being a climate change denialist while on top gear but would only talk about it off camera. He started at admitting climate change was real on the grand tour and now on his farm show he openly talks about it. I won't defend him because I also thought it was off putting at first but I wanted to be bias.

    With all that said remember he's an entertainer and not a lawmaker.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Stair Kun take my energy

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    At least he doesn't have to worry about his healthcare premiums

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He already voted to reopen the government while supporting a plan to fuck over the average citizen. Why should we care about this fascist fuck?

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Get fucked nazi loser

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    Retire bitch

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's the devil just trying to get him back early

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    I still can't get over how much brain damage turns someone conservative.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Speedy recovery to the floor.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Good. I hope bad things happen to bad people.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I hope the pavement is okay.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Oh, no. Anyway...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Should have happened a week ago

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Fetterman was always a piece of shit.

    So, what's everyone having for dinner?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Good thing his healthcare is available and working like it should.

    Gee I hope he doesn't die.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    oh no. anyway..

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    But winter is not for another month… Is his house on a different seasonal calendar?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Good. Anyways

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Hopefully his last.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Man, karma was quick on that one

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    He has to get the to point where he thinks MAGA are too leftist before he ratchets over to the other extreme and suggests maybe a communist dictatorship ain't so bad. So I'd say he's at least 1 more brain injury and/or lead exposure away from that point.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    YAAAAAAAYYYYY

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I merely hope he's left needing to retire with minimal suffering

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Insert Nelson from The Simpsons ha ha meme

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I has having beers and 'que with Gritty all this week. He was no where near Pennsylvania.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    oh no! is the ground ok?

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    Better chance next time, slippery poorly-maintained sidewalk.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Die, baldy.

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    [+] -9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Some of these comments hoping for his demise are just terrible. I don't wish (further) harm on him, but I do hope it prompts him to retire. It'd be nice if it prompted a change of mindset, especially regarding free healthcare that he is the beneficiary of, but I'm sure that's too much to ask for

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