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[–] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kit kats two days in a row is gonna be really rough on the stomach

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I would switch out the Kit Kat's since it's a Nestlé product, fuck that

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I bought Halloween candy for my ungrateful Uber riders and finally realized I hate Hershey's fucking chocolate. But still, it was FREE CANDY IN A GOLD SPARKLY SKULL, ASSHOLES. I'm literally playing vintage Halloween music, what is WRONG with you joyless dicks.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Looks like a construction workers breakfast and lunch.

    Such forethought!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is that Tylenol, to help you focus?

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Ew, you could get so many more tannins and calories out of box wine sangria for a quarter the price.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    will a box of sangria make me sing katy perry at 4 am then puke an fall in a ditch?

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  • Now do two weeks worth!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Only a single bottle? Drinking kinda light aren't we?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)