Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you can predict their future.

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Legba would like to know already knows your location.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I don't know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    This sounds like a fun thought experiment. What are the cyberastrological signs?

    "Oh, she's such a typical Myspace"

    "I can't adult properly when AOL is in retrograde."

    "I'm a Lemmy with Linux in the fourth house"

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    Sure, but don't forget to include the basics such as the root name servers: Verisign(A), USC-ISI, Cogent, U of Maryland, NASA Ames, ISC, Defence Information Systems Agency, US Army Research Lab, Netnod, Verisign(J), RIPE, ICANN, WIDE

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Love this showerthought

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I can narrow it down to the week, and first few websites.

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