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Average American: ... Captain! ... the house is on fire and it's full of starving children!
Captain Baloney: .... meh .... yeah, I'm waiting for my cheeseburger ... might get around to it later
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Oh, I thought he was sitting in trial at first glance, which would've been right for modern 'Murica.
The Blob would make a good Cap in whatever idiotic iteration of the multiverse they're shoving down our throats now is.
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When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move."
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