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[–] 62 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Calling plays is a stretch. The announcers asked him to call one but he basically said we'll see what happens as the play ran.

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago

    He doesn’t have the mental dexterity required to improv on the spot like that.

    And just to be clear, we’re talking about something that’s done almost exclusively by men who spent the majority of their lives undergoing repeated head trauma.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    I hope it really hurt his feelings

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  • [+] 72 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Out of curiosity, how did you know? They're showing up as banned now, but the comment seemed normal to me

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Not just one post, but a very significant pattern of 57 posts in just 11 hours. All largely benign- banal even. Obvious LLM slop when viewed together.

    It was the last post that really gave it away. The bot is unable (apparently) to view gifs videos, but “felt” compelled to react based on the post title alone.

    That title was poking fun at the actual content and led to a nonsensical response from the bot.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    He’s lucky he wasn’t dealing with Eagles fans

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3m5a7te2sva2q

    Also why the fuck did they give him the oath of office to read? Was that someone doing a prank?

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    Ok some are making it a bigger deal than it is. He was swearing in people to the military which that wording "I ( state your name)" but instead of you saying state your name, you say your name while the person continues to read the script.

    I did it when I swore in 2010.

    I felt bad for the people swearing in, but then realize they were swearing in during this presidency.

    I hope they feel that embarrassment throughout their career for serving while this guy is in.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Got it. That does make more sense. It's also a super weird thing to do on all sides at an NFL game.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I sort of wonder what this does to his brain.

    Like he's antisocial/narcissistic knows his policies are unpopular, but still powers through because he gets what he wants anyway.

    But the ego in his head has gotten be doing little shit that's making him think: "I'm going to nuke this stadium when I get back to the office."

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Inject that shit in my veins. Watching the video is well worth it, don't just look at the picture and enjoy the headline.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Start booing him with objects that exceed the sound barrier. And that don't hit his ear.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Look at his gross tiny giraffe-jacking hands...

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  • DOGE fired most of these people, or at least their friends, family, and neighbors. Read the room, donnie.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I can’t believe he started it with ”I, state your name” instead of saying his own name

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  • I don't get it. I'm hearing mostly cheering? People are waving to him at the beginning. Am I missing something?

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