I wish I was this cool 😔

Typical Nextdoor.com post.

"There was a strange man, walking down our street today with a strange hat. I'm sure he's totally fine, but does anyone know about this?"

THEY WASH IT OVER 9 TIMES A DAY

But no metal polish?! Kids nowadays...

This could be us, except I'm an old dude and I don't know any of you.

I've seen this in Rimworld, cube obsession is contagious we're doomed!

Ohh finally I understand what it is to be "Gleaming the Cube". I remember this being referenced in my own childhood.

Did not make out the actual cube in the pictures at first and thought this was some historic old-man-yells-at-Rubik's-cube.

Because you’re an old. The half-remembered fixations of your long-passed adolescence were the forbidden fruit of alcohol, drugs, sex and R-rated movies. Your decrepit Xoomer mind is literally incapable of understanding cube.

Tom Waits song/spoken word piece about this exact type of paranoia:

What's he building

Pondering the cube

But a pyramid's angles are sharper 😭

Wish they would've said 'gleaming the cube'

Missed opportunity

Sounds like either a prank, or hazing. I'm like 55/45 on that.