Boston Market said

I wouldn't pay more than $9 for you.

I love to debone you in the kitchen.

But the skin is the best part!

“My, you’re very juicy today”

"Your skin is delicious fried or smoked"

“I’m going to spatchcock you so hard.”

I'm going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird...

why don't you talk back?

I love when it's spit-roasted.

I'll stuff you until you're full and then eat you

I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn't fucked you before dinner.

I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.

Thanksgiving Edition: I'm gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.

I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.

FREEE ADVERTISING MY FAVORITE

You're a loss leader

wtf mates.

"My friend is coming in tonight, you will be spitroasted in no time."

You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof

I prefer you featherless.

You're welcome.

I miss Boston Market.

I can't wait to serve you to my family

Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great

Boston Market ratioed by a cannibal smh

With rice and curry

Oil me up I'm going in

Just realized that logo kinda looks like lips

Can't wait to eat you covered in mayo on white bread.

Wtf, who talks with his food?

Yeah, a pigskin (lambskin?), aka a condom.

Right?

Ooh! Hot!