I could buy 2 $1 with $2. I'll take the $2 and trade it in for 200¢

Depends on the value of variables $1 and $2...

SCNR

Id rather have $1 because $1 > $2

$2 if it comes as a $2 bill, and not 2 $1 bills or other smaller denominations.

Are both $ indicating USD, or maybr one is USD, other is CAD?

Whole lotta countries use the $ to indicate their own currency, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand...

I dunno, it might be neat just to have a Loonie or a Twoonie though, eh?

Or, we can pretend we're doing currency arbitrage, wheeeee!!!

Also, if you give me either one, or two doll hairs... I will be displeased.

I'll take both

Greed is overrated.

$2 thought.

I think I'll take your two dollars that way I get two dollars and the satisfaction of you not having two dollars, who said you can't buy anything for a dollar these days.