Jeef Jroganoff

I remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I've seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.

And Ed Sheeran memes.

Don’t forget Van week!

There were the German Sturgeons

And you still won't explain why!

Not pooping for 3 days followed by pooping for 3 days straight

It's been a while, so I must have exaggerated it in my mind. Three days certainly sounds more plausible.

Haj was a great guess too

What if the concern wasn't that he would have to use a disgusting bathroom, but rather that he takes horrible shits and didn't want someone to know?

I mean, I'd certainly be embarrassed to have to tell the internet something like "I'm visiting my in-laws for a few days, and I really want them to like me. The problem is that I shit like a farm animal, and they only have one bathroom."

My guess was cave exploration. He said he was going to a remote area where pooping was an option, but he didn't want to, which makes sense when you know you've gotta carry that shit out with you in your cave pack. There are only a handful of scientific cave expeditions that go into caves for three days, so I figured that if he said so, he would unequivocally dox himself.

He deleted it! The post is still around, but all the associated comments are gone. Does anybody know if it was all archived?

Same comrade, same.