Me: Why are they talking about cartridges? Those look like piston-fill demonstrator fountain pens to me!

Kinda mid, TBH. In my day we frenzied over imagined threats like razor-blade laced candy, opioids and vodka-soaked tampons.

When I was a kid we worried they would put a marijuana in the candy. Kids these days will be upset if their marijuana isn't the right candy flavor.

Why don't these lantern have eyes