Option C: my toilet is an academic and critiques my eating habits
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Definitely crave it.
Otherwise, you're literally a slave owner.
Question: does it have a way to letting me know?
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Crave for sure. Is it weird? Yeah. But would I rather be part of a consensual interaction than a non-consensual one? Yeah.
If my toilet were sentient, I choose option 3: I'm getting a new, non-sentient toilet.
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