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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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Wyr: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah. It moans if it likes it, silent if it doesn't

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[–] 667@lemmy.radio 6 points 1 year ago

TIL my toilet is sentient, and very unhappy.

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[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

LOL. Fuck it, I'm using a chamber pot.

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