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[–] 84 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’m sure the police will notice that crime suddenly only happens when it rains.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Does it rain in Vegas though? Sorry, never been there.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I hope these were donated.

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How long till their batteries explode?

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    This is straight out of Reno 911

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Imagine being a cop, doing your best To Serve and Protect impression, only to have your car lock you inside and incinerate you, at a time of its choosing.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    just ride out into the desert, these things get hung up on napkins for fuck sake.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I guess they gotta do something with all that inventory nobody wants to purchase. Keep that stock price up.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    I... presume the warning sirens have been replaced with a clown horn honking sound?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Wow did US police learn nothing with the Explody Crown Vics? Gonna be hilarious when these guys fall apart during a chase. The "perp" will just need to drive through a puddle.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Was the crown vic explody? I know the Pinto was because of how the gas tank was built, and the Crown Vic had a bunch of recalls because it was just stress tested that much by nature of being commonly used by cops and taxi companies but I don't recall the crown vic having major flaws like that.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Did not know that, appreciate the info! One thought I had though is that the Crown Vic may have had more deaths than the Pinto, was that because they were actually more prone to explode than the Pinto or does the fact that it was so widely used by cops, taxis and groups using a fleet of cars account for the elevated numbers?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

    Classic idiots supporting other idiots with idiocy. Have fun with that! I would have gone with Mclarens personally, but you do you LV

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I hope they all have to drive through large puddles.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Do they glue the handcuffs on the perpetrators?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    So one freak downpour and they will all malfunction.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Not a good look.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    fuck will they lock people in those?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The ten vehicles were fully funded through private donations.

    Those private donations could have done better, but at least it wasn’t tax dollars.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Know any brave militant activist vandals in your area? Would be great if these cars get fucked the moment they hit the streets.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    We already knew cops arent smart or in any way serving for the American people, or informed about laws, this gives them the perfect vehicle to match.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I'm gonna laugh when they start losing fingers to the doors being slammed on their hands.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Hey dude can you please wait like a half an hour? I gotta charge my car if we're gonna have a pursuit...

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