Never trust a man who wears checks

We have a giant sulcata tortoise: Throw those melon shells into our yard! She'll really appreciate it 👍

so generous 😍

Free brick to loving face.

Mr. True, those are valuable compost materials!

Might have been just a smidgeon better if it were just a little bit tweaked, fine-tuned:
"Here's a brick. You can have that, too!"