It honestly takes me a moment to realize it's not real.

Because I expect this lunatic to say this. Or to tell people to drink mercury.

The worm can be a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

Jfc. I thought it was real. Cause why wouldn't it be. We gotta stop letting satire overlap reality

Ichiban! Lipstick, for men.

"Look. I eat lead. I poop gold. It's just science."

I squinted at that headline before seeing where it was posted haha

Well done

It's hard to satirise someone when even the most ridiculous thing sounds like it could plausibly come from that dipshit.

That said, it'd be pretty funny if somone planted some plausible looking studies on the internet that confirmed this and sent the links to him to see if we could get him to believe it and start drinking lead.