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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold (theonion.com)
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[–] 74 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It honestly takes me a moment to realize it's not real.

Because I expect this lunatic to say this. Or to tell people to drink mercury.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Obligatory don't drink murcury... That said, there are 2 types and one is biologically innert so like... If you WANT to feel dense pools of metal splash down through your guts like... You can. It does nothing beneficial to your body except maybe the chance to dislodge something? Go ahead and ask your doctor, I'm sure he would enjoy the laugh.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Wellness MLMs and scams often talk about toxins and old shit being stuck on intestines like they are physical pipes. And then sell stuff that will dislodge and clear that stuff out.

    So, there's probably someone trying to sell mercury to people for that already.

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