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[–] 35 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

Ya. This is a good recommendation for MAGA people. Please MAGA, do eat more fats, dairy and meat. It is healthy for you. And remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    remember that the body has a finite number of steps it can take. I recommend saving those for when absolutely necessary. Stay in a seated position as much as possible

    This is why they invented the mobility scooter.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What is he the witch from Hansel and Gretel?

    The country needs to be fattened up, with arteries ready to bust.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago

    "Look, all I want is a way to simultaneously fuck up public health and the environment. Is that really too much to ask?" demanded the brain worm wearing a sagging human skin suit.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's very unoriginal to say it at this point, but we live in the stupidest satire anyone could've ever written.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Yes, listen to the man whose body hasn't worked out the brain died years ago.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I already do that and I can tell it's not good for me.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Bro looks like he's decomposing in real time πŸ’€

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Contrarian egomaniac drivel as usual

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Daily reminder that the flesh embodiment of Hoggle picked up a roadkilled bear to eat and dumped it in Central Park after business got in the way of eating the roadkill.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Plot lines from Woody Allen's Sleeper.

    The Sleeper (1973) has two doctors discussing a 20th Century health food store owner (as played by Woody Allen himself) after he wakes up from being asleep for two centuries:

    Dr. Melik: This morning for breakfast he requested something called β€œwheat germ, organic honey and tiger’s milk.”

    Dr. Aragon: [chuckling] Oh, yes. Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.

    Dr. Melik: You mean there was no deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?

    Dr. Aragon: Those were thought to be unhealthy… precisely the opposite of what we now know to be true.

    Dr. Melik: Incredible.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago