Black cat appears to have five legs.

Christmas has been invading their neighbors for decades. It has become clear that the mad tyrant S. Claus and his slave labor force will not stop until they control everything.

The War on Christmas must turn hot (to melt the snow)

P̸̯̹͇͔̩̞̂̉͋̓̉̋͟͜Ā̴͇̺͚̼́̈́̌̈́̈́͛̃͋͠D̵͍͚͇̖̘͆͛̆͆̄͝Ǫ̷̖̹͔̺͖̞͕̱̹͕͔̘̼̼̻́̑R̷̢̝̩̰̘̳̥͔̩̒͗̒̌̎̉͑̏̀̋̓͡U̶̡̦͈̝̪͔̝̒͌̊̆̊̽̔̓̍̏̊͒̕ ̸̢̦̹̦͌̈̄̉̈́̿̇P̶̖̖̪̣̠̝͕̫̞̰͖͐͂̂̉̌̎͂̌͝Ả̷̧̧̼̯̳̫͉͇̞̭̭͙͂̆̈́͆͝͝D̵̬̹̟͕͆̌͌̉͋͗̓̒͝͝ͅO̴̺̳͚̹̰̜̳͚̐̌͋̐̍̇͝͠R̴͚͚̳̀̾͐͗̎͑̍̉̈́̆͠͝Ủ̷̗̫̞͚̜͖̦̻͎͇̗̮̭̽̾̄̽͗͌̅͟͠͠

People's lives are so empty they be singing jingle bells in october. Next, spirit halloween opened all year round

I have a friend who dresses up as a Christmas elf every year for Halloween. She, uh, doesn't get out much.