Totally unrelated to Turkey teeth

But it always entertains me when I run across bbc articles that involve large amounts of money.

Because then, when they say something like "thousands of pounds in cash" referring to cash, I get to imagine it as the unit of weight instead of number of bills, which is a far more humorous image. A bunch of bobbys opening a boot to where the car is riding low to the ground from the massive amounts of money in it.

Edit: obviously I'm not a brit, elsewise the pound as a currency wouldn't stand out as much

“That grammable look” is kind of a sad reality when you realize these people aspire to look a certain way to be on social media.

As someone currently in dental pain, why the fuck would you voluntarily get dental surgery that doesn't fix pain or other serious dental issues‽ Like I can respect an implant for a missing tooth, or something similar, but just to have a better looking smile‽

They have Aldi in that area?