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[–] 45 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Always upset that #6 is “quiche” and not “pie” which is obviously the broader category

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    But a pie should have a lid. If anything #7 should be pie rather than calzome.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    The lid is optional (pizza pie, pumpkin pie, quiche) I will die on this hill

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    And even with a lid, it isn't quite #7.

    #7 is for things where there's basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct "top" side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.

    #7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago*

    Walks in with a burrito

    “Behold, a Calzone”

    Walks in with a hot dog

    “Behold, a taco”

    Walks in with an enchilada

    “Behold, sushi”

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Isn’t McDonald’s bread legally cake due to its sugar content?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Fool! That isn't a cake!

    It's a lasagna.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago
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    The "sushi" should be "burrito". That's just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear "sushi" would probably be in the "toast" category (if rice counts as the "bread")

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I’m confused by the salad. Shouldn’t it be dozens of layers? I’m unfamiliar with whatever this meme’s progenitor was

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    No, that's a "torst" whatever the fuck that is. You have a bottom of carb and no sides or top.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Back in my day they used to charge by the pixel.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago
    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A quiche is a kind of pie. So that item should be the pie category, not the quiche category

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Casserole is a salad eh? I kinda dig it

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    A sausage roll is now sushi.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yep, that's right. What's your point?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

    The one labelled “calzone” is pie, as it has a base, sides and a lid. A calzone is just a pizza folded over, which by this designation system makes it toast.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    It's missing a wrap, which would be only the front wall open.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I've started so many fights with this 😁

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    This is missing several configurations.

    Like two open and adjacent faces like a shawarma, or the inverse of two filled adjacent faces, which is a folded pizza slice

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