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[–] 23 points 1 year ago

I only know how to breathe out through my butt

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Wait so like they took less than 1.5 liters in their ass and didn't have to breathe for an hour?

    "Why doesn't Sam have a scuba tank?".

    They just topped up their ass

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, for not needing to breathe the fluid needs to oxygenated, so there's probably some circulation of the fluid needed for that, and an oxygen tank. Also, breathing isn't exactly a voluntary reflex.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    please Science... don't let this headline go the way of most cancer breakthroughs.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The team recruited 27 healthy adult men in Japan, each of whom received a dose of non-oxygenated perfluorodecalin via the anus. They were asked to retain the liquid for a full hour as the dosage slowly increased from 25 to 1,500 mL. Twenty of the men successfully completed the experiment.

    Last sentence had me laughing and thinking "only in Japan".

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Sir, I believe you're blowing hot air up my ass.

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    Ah yes, the Traf maneuver. The name comes from the fact that it's a backwards fart! f(ಠ‿↼)z

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago
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    I thought conservatives did that now.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    As previously reported, this is perhaps one of the more unusual research developments to come out of the COVID-19 pandemic and its associated shortages of ventilators and artificial lungs to assist patients’ breathing and prevent respiratory failure.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Boofing O2 😏

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Never thought I'd see the day where the term "butt breath" wasn't an insult

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Help he's dying, someone give him mouth to ass!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Up there with poop transplants

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Butt breathing, third form....

    When will they cover this in Demon Slayer?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It reverses course and becomes the most foul burp you've ever had

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Usually only occurs in young children, but, you can be so constipated that you vomit feces.

    Sorry for ruining your day.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    I'm a nurse homie. I'm very aware of a lot of the gross things bodies are capable of

    ETA: feces smelling burps are a sign of an intestinal blockage, we really appreciate you sharing that with us early in the hospital before your bowels perforate

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Very strange thing to learn.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I can't wait for lungs to become a premium feature! Oh boy! Isn't that great?

    Spread your buttcheeks everyone! Let that smog in!

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Maybe the old treatment for drowned people of 'blowing smoke up ones ass' wasn't so silly after all...

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