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[–] 13 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

Don't waste my time with imitation crab, PLEASE. Just provide my societally acceptable excuse to eat a carton of fried cream cheese and I will pay you.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The best crab Rangoon I've ever had was literally just sweetened cream cheese in a wonton wrapper. It was 2 dollars for a bag of like 12 small rangoons and I ate those fucking things as often as I could. We'd make the drive in to town, grab some before we did anything else, and grab another bag on the way back out. I have few good memories of those times and those rangoons are one of them.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You're telling me a crab ran this goon?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    HELL YEAH, BROTHER! I GOON UNTIL MY TUMMY DONT FEEL RIGHT. :(

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Must be taking orders from the crab Mafia if you're a crab-ran-goon

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