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[+] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'm actually considering becoming a crab after this

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    🦀🦀🦀

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    At least until the corrupting force of micro-plastic-capitalism causes your house to get seized and you must begin the adventure of a lifetime to retrieve it!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ok, then a stingray shows up, then what?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You been posting a lot of crab memes. You okay?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I bet if you blasted a crab with a strong enough beam of UV you could get it to sunburn eventually. Or at least suffer some equivalent injury

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Just stay away from the jacuzzi

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I read a book series where people worship crabs in the Cult of Carcinisation. They may have “been into something.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I will wait for evolution to take it's course.

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