The Shitpost Office

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You're welcome, lover boy

Still aware of your manual breathing and the location of your tongue too?

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.zip [S] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Still aware of your manual breathing and the location of your tongue too?

Oh got damnit

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[–] Kasane_Teto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago

what about your manual blinking tho?

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[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

When was the last time you blinked?

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago*

A few seconds ago.

Funnily enough, this is what started the whole thing. Me and CM were talking about blink rates and I mentioned I have a lower one. He said he was aware of his blinking now so I just started throwing out every possible thing I could think of. Manual breathing, tongue location, aware of the folds of his clothes, lost the game... Me saying all of it because none of them have the intended effect on me but I remember them to hit other people with 'em. I'm a dick

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[–] androidul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what’s this about, I wasn’t in the room

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[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

"The Game" is a mind game, sometimes considered a meme, from the pre-internet days.

The game has three rules:

Everyone in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game. You cannot refuse to play The Game.
Whenever you think about The Game, you lose The Game.
Whenever you lose The Game, you must announce it to others. Either verbally, or through social media.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

XKCD 391 FTW