Aside from Ron Perlman, we need a /catsthat looklikeWilfordBrimley

They sell cats at Costco now?

He looks so mad hahaha

I hate that people have forcefully bred such a horrific deformity into cats.

Violence store.

Ah, hi, I need to return this box of gloves, they - they didn’t . . Y’know . . Like. Fit. . . .

. . . Sooo . . Here’s the . . . the receipt. And ah. . .

Y-y’know I think I’ll try them on again. I’ll just. Take those back. There. Okay. Th- uh Thanks.

*backs slowly away from counter*

I get why people shop there, but going to Costco makes me so anxious.

And as soon as all the other cats enter the parking lot, their dumb cat brains shut off and they can’t park, have no spatial awareness, and leave carts all over the place because they’re too fucking lazy to bring them to the cart corral.

If it's Costco went does your cat have the same facial expression as a typical Walmart greeter?

"Welcome to Costco. Now fuck off."

Aldi sells things like this occasionally. Cats love em