Bed doesn't get mad when you fart

Beds seem to have their own personalities that interact with your own. You likely picked out your own bed and it's just right for you and feels the best! But then you stay at your folks place and the bed they offer does the job but it's sort of old and stuff and not as inviting as yours. Or maybe you stay with a friend on their futon and it's lumpy and the sheets stick to your clothes. Nothing beats your bed at home though.

Ain't an AI photo, is it?

Mother should I trust the government...?

WANTING TO GO OUTSIDE WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. THE BOX DOES NOT JUDGE. IT JUST HATES.

• Corvus Corax, If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Device

I don't want my bed to be warm, I like mine to be cozy and cool, like the opposite side of the pillow.