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[–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Can it be the same woman 3 times? Love you mom.

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    I do this every month. I speak over 12,000 forms of Turkish in my sleep.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You can pick some else's twin. 100% absorption, the necronomicon is clear on this.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    ​🇾​​🇺​​🇵​

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's actually a trick, if you don't respond "Yup" in Turkish, you fail, because you shouldn't need to have been told to learn Turkish.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yup yup yup yup, yup yup yup yup

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    The DuPont method

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nope, too challenging, gonna go cry at my flu shot appointment.

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    • Find a new source of income

    New?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    had me in the first half

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    4pm?? During the cpbl playoffs? Unlikely.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Crap, I already took a flu shot 2 weeks ago and they won't let me take another :(

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  • Yup, but in Turkish

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Hide it inside other words!
    Puppy Yuppers!

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