Text: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmasked cars with no uniforms or identification, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they're ICE for days afterwards.
Image below the text: a man in white shirt and black tie and glasses, with a raised hand, as if trying to get someone's attention.
Text on that image: who had "Glitter bombing the Gestapo" on their bingo card?
Cue glitter being declared a weapon of mass destruction.
Arm yourselves. This isn’t a joke.
They want millions dead.
Okay ,so if they covered in glitter, they're ICE. If not, they're kidnappers for god knows what. I think it's imperative people be able to distinguish their kidnappers, since the federal government is unable to do this.
Hell yes
If you see an armed person with a mask, assume hostile intent. Call 911 and report masked people with guns.
Is there an online database for naming and shaming them yet?
No, honey, I wasn’t at the strip club… I was, uh, an undercover ICE agent!
Gotta hit 'em with a stink bomb they won't be able to wash off for days
Smells like pig in here
Is this true? I haven’t seen articles or videos about it yet.
tyrannical problems require fabulous solutions
We used to use tar and feathers... Oh how we've fallen as a civilization.
That ICE agent's name? Albert Einstein.
Super Soakers and water balloons full of bright orange permanent dye.
If I lived in an area where these thugs were operating and was concerned for my safety I’d consider carrying something like This long before I’d consider glitter. Let these thugs explain to family & friends why their faces look like blue/purple raccoon masks.
Get a paintball gun with the paint balls filled with that permanent dye banks use for bank robbers.
I actually love this.
Me. I was saving actually doing it for like September (back to school sales would save me a fuckload on glitter) but I guess I wasn't creative enough and gotta think up something else.
That's a rad idea.
Use paintballs next. Give em some good ole' PTSD.
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