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[–] 17 points 1 year ago

"Anyway, can I use your pool while you're on vacation?"

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    "Here, come check out my cozy little van with the blacked-out windows."

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Then where's his mask, sunglasses and tactical gear?!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    He's a Public Universal Friend

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