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[–] 48 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Every time I think they can't get any more stupid, they do.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    He looked about him, felt the air, looked deep within, and came to the clear realisation that what the people really deserve and crave in this political moment, is clarity and leadership on doing big cums

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    yeah I'm sure THAT's the reason no one is having kids and not the fact that no one can afford to house said kids, or can afford to feed an extra mouth or two, or afford everything else thats involved in raising a child.

    yeah, got it, the sperm count is down.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago
    [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh god. I don't want to know how he conducted this research.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    RFK suckin off preteen boys and being confused.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Hey now, RFK wasnt sucking them off exactly, he was testing to make sure they were circumsized, and that they had a healthy sperm count. He can also tell if the kids are healthy just by looking at them. Naked, obviously.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today, it is 1.6%. The replacement rate, in other words the amount of fertility that you need in order to keep your population even, is 2.1%. We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country and we know why this is happening, and President Trump is addressing the root causes through his MAHA agenda of reducing endocrine disruptors, the exposure to chemicals that decrease fertility.

    You can't debate that. Mostly because it's just illogical altogether. It would like trying to convince someone that pasta doesn't taste like clay bricks. There's no logic to the initial argument, you can't logic that away.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He's got a bit confused. It's the birth rate, and it's not a percent. You need a birth rate of 2.1 per person to keep the population steady. It's nothing to do with fertility, but more personal choices, like when a couple look around and think "nah, I'm not going to subject my kids to these fucking idiots".

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    Yeah. Leaving aside his getting the units wrong, he's interpreting the fertility rate as is it's a direct measure of sperm viability. There might be a causal connection between the two, but conflating them like RFKJ does is idiotic.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Still doesn't excuse the pedo in chief going after teenage girls

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They really are obsessed with what people do in their bedrooms.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, because if people aren’t fucking and producing kids then they lose labor and potential profits. They also lose the help of the youngsters to ensure that they have all the lovely care to make their passing as wonderful as it can be.

    It’s fucked.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Allow me to buy a house where I live and I’m down to have a kid or two

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Can dude get anymore creepy!? WTF?!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today, it is 1.6%. The replacement rate, in other words the amount of fertility that you need in order to keep your population even, is 2.1%. We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country and we know why this is happening, and President Trump is addressing the root causes through his MAHA agenda of reducing endocrine disruptors, the exposure to chemicals that decrease fertility.

    Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man

    I very strongly doubt that the limiting factor on the total fertility rate is male infertility.

    EDIT: Also, RFK, Jr., it's not "3.5%", "1.6%", and "2.1%". It's "3.5", "1.6", and "2.1", as in, children per woman. Okay, maybe that's being pedantic, but I'm also not the Secretary of Health and Human Services with speechwriters and a ton of experts advising me announcing focuses in national policy.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I miss when stories like this only came out of North Korea.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Me, too. BUT, when we read an absolutely idiotic statement from NK, we had to ask, "Wait, did the translator get that right? Nobody is that stupid, right?"

    This way cuts out the middle man. Yes, they absolutely are that stupid, no question.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Oh man, can you imagine how the US looks to the rest of the world right now? Open and rampant corruption, pedophilia, hyper religion, war crimes, and general idiocy. If I were them I'd be fleeing the dollar and not consuming any of our media. Our soft power is plummeting through the floor right now. We are the laughingstock of the planet.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I guess there’s your reason why people aren’t having kids. I guess should should start tackling the micro plastic problem first…

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I'm guessing his boss should know plenty about minors...

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)
    1. He said the country is under birthing, its American duty to bring those numbers up.
    2. Younger generational males are too weak to take on the duty.
    3. Women are reaching fertility 6 years younger.
    4. Older men 65+ are better capable of doing duty.

    There is a narrative here folks, and it's all sorts of wrong.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Who would want to make a kid in this right wing corrupt pedophiliac capitalist anti-environmentalist hellhole we're living in?

    Sounds like child abuse even thinking about doing it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Why do I believe he’s actually done extensive first hand research on this?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    This says more about the glory holes he visits.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Given present circumstances I can't rule out this as astroturfing a justification for pedophelia to up birth rates.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Isn't the obvious answer because old men Are so unhealthy they cant get hard anymore vs teenage boys which keep their sperms levels down through rigorous activities?

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