Sink pissing is sometimes acceptable

I would assume it only pees diagonally, so it's fine

Good thing it pisses diagonally.

urinal to b3. easiest puzzle of my life

That sink setup is wild. You supposed to sort of all lean into each other like a group selfie or what?

He don't pee diagonally?

Sink it is, then.

Anyone else use their finger to trace this out?

That's what happened, officer.

No, I haven't been drinking.

That rarely stops anyone, it just turns into a game of piss-balloon roulette.