Hallucinating the best, most perfect phone calls.

I don't doubt any of these points but it'd be better to bring the receipts:

• China deal: https://www.reuters.com/world/chinas-foreign-ministry-says-xi-trump-did-not-have-call-recently-2025-04-28/
• India Pakistan cease fire: https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/india-will-not-accept-third-party-mediation-relations-with-pakistan-modi-tells-2025-06-18/
• Phone call to Newsom: https://www.axios.com/2025/06/10/trump-gavin-newsom-call-protests-los-angeles-law-enforcement
• Iran call: couldn't find a reliable news source about this in the past two weeks

Trump is what happens when you start believing your own propaganda, and think you can order leaders of sovereign countries around because you're "the leader of the free world".

The phone in question:

Well, he never did let a little thing like the truth stop him and it's not like his voter base hears news from anyone but him.

I'm starting to think someone is just prank calling him.

How do you misspell "Newsom" on literally the next line?

"I never drink or do drugs."

Alcohol and Drugs: "Uhhh... no comment."

And yet, everytime he claims something, some stupid shit head believes it.

I jokingly said, "Man, I'm loving this $1.98 gas" at work, and some fuck face agreed with a, "Ain't it nice".

Gas is at least $2.74 in a sixty mile radius around my town.

Is TACO an abbreviation or the food?
Taco's did nothing to deserve being associated with that prick.

I think the only real deal he’s ever made is with Baalzebub.

Wait, what?! I thought the ceasefire between Pakistan and India had actually been negotiated by the Trump administration!

He is a straight up LOON

Is he confusing his daydreams/dreams for reality? that ain't a good sign

He just wants everyone to think he's actually working.

Trump believes that he's still on a TV show