Wait wait, they make fake skeletons?

/s

Sales of flesh-eating beetles peak in early October

skeleton

After the bodies in your basement decompose, don't forget to move the skeletons to your closet.

What's this subliminal antivax meme shit going on in the skeleton image?

What's with the cringe meme in the background? "Injured thousands of people with vaccines"?

Yeah, like I'm busting up the concrete again.

Is that how you can get away with murder? Dress up in a costume when transporting body, if people ask, say it is for a halloween prank

I actually have an actual human skeleton under my bed right now. Seriously not joking.

The dead bodies in the basement won't stop dancing (kinda lewdly at that).

I won't have that displayed to the public, this is a respectable household.

I'll just have to source a local rich person instead, they are always in stock lately.

This is a message Demented are Go could really get behind.

We were supposed to keep them in the basement?? That would have been SO much easier ha ha!