This sums her up - her life is costumes & cosplay! She’s a professional LARPer who lacks substance.

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[–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Her never ending face changes.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    “Lying doesn’t come natural” OK Bird Shit 😆

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    The pump the jam EVERY morning!! I don't even live there and I'm annoyed. We are watching mental illness on full display here.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    God she is INSUFFERABLE. Angela Lansbury she is not lol. Also not looking like her Instagram filtered face here eh.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    We see her on Trators in full makeup, with lashes on, and she has gallons of Botox and filler in her face. YET somehow, on Traitors Canada Thebirdspapaya (Sarah Nicole Landy), looks more like her authentic self than the filtered and photoshopped face she presents on Instagram. BS, she doesn't filter or edit her photos and videos. She's a joke.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I know Lauren was intentionally fashionable when she was on traitors - it made sense, she’s a model and typically dresses for outings. Birdshit is not a fashion influencer and looks like a desperate 40 year old mom trying to stay trendy by shopping at youthful stores and needing to show skin. Why is she dressed like this for the round table?! Who is she trying to be?! We get to see which fake ass personality she brought to the show in just 2 days! 😈 I can’t wait!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Am I imagining this or do her eyes look far apart?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Peep her 5 min make up reel from today she 100% turned down the filter so that her eyes are further apart. How sad that she dances like a little puppet after reading her snark. Sh sure is (not) loving the dream!

    Typical bird shit stuff she’s showing a more “real” face before she’s on Traitors for all to see. She’s disgusting!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Too bad for lying Sarah Nicole Landry the difference in her face is VERY noticeable. If people google "The Birds Papaya"+Filters, they will end up here.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh look, it’s the queen of “self-love”—brought to you by FaceTune, Ozempic, and a total lack of self-awareness. #AuthenticitySoldSeparately

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Yep, the hair extensions, fake nails, 5 lbs of makeup, shitty tattoos and Friends Tshirt scream typical 15 year old boy 🤡

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    I’m sorry but her filtering is out of control!! She’s out here looking like a size 2!!!!

    Shocking she isn’t throwing her own watch party in Guelph for her nearest and dearest but maybe she doesn’t want to see their reactions to her on the show. Gotta go out and act like a celebrity instead.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    We just gonna gloss this over? 🤣

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How do her “new friends” not notice what a fraud she is… I couldn’t imagine filtering myself like she does and showing my face in public. How embarrassing 🤦‍♀️

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I dont know. It's weird. My friend filters herself a lot. We all know it. We all see it. But what can we say? We have made jokes about it and mentiones it but they fall in deaf ears. We don't want to make it a giant deal or upset her? Idk. I know I would be embaressed but some people are more embaressed to show their natural selves. Also though, we are nobodies with private profiles. We arent shilling our looks or body positivity.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Holy hell nothing but recycled repetitive bs, god she’s boring af.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Let’s take advice from this clown who ditches her kids 90% of the time and couldn’t care less.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Someone who is probably legit busy and dying to spend more time with their children thinks this one has anything real to offer?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    These fucking sunglasses. Why does she wear them like a headband around the house? Like can’t even take them off to put this trashy sweater on? I would like to burn them along with this sweater.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Watching movies is hard 😓 have to decompress by pretending to be a Jays fan.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    She’s soooooo obnoxious!!!!!! I know the whole country is tuning in to the team right now but I hate her doing it just because I genuinely love this team and I hate seeing her ruin everything. Then next she’ll be in free swag acting like a superfan when she’s literally never shown interest before.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    She's never mentioned baseball before. I can't see hee even pretending to like it. She doesnt have the attention span.

    My team has been eliminated since the pre-season basically 😂 I'm rooting for thr Blue Jays because we as a country (the US) don't deserve a world series win. I say let yall have it!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    This outfit and these legs are sooo ridiculous 😂😂 little tiny toothpick legs

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    It actually didnt look terrible on the model but she styled it well. Black tights with black shoes. Sarah always misses the mark and makes everything look terrible. And that has nothing to do with her body. Just her bad taste and general aura

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Looks even more stupid blending into the background

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    From the first Reddit snark archives, a sharp observation from an unknown commenter.

    Birdie presented herself as a “child bride” who had no autonomy over her own life. In her very public storytelling of her first marriage and THE DIVORCE, the ex-husband is always a shadowy figure while Birdie positions herself as the perpetual survivor. This narrative resonated with her audience and was very profitable for Birdie. It's gross; influencer culture rewards a victim aesthetic. The more personal pain showcased, the greater the reach and profit potential. In a world where countless women genuinely endure coercive marriages or systemic limitations, the casual repackaging of privilege as trauma is tone-deaf and reeks of selfish greed.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Awe Shame has a few beers in him and is handing out some love.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (10 children)

    Why would you get banished at the round table? Her answer…..interesting face we have here.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    lollllll who’s face is this??? She’s in for a major wake up call but I’m sure she’s writing down all the excuses possible that she can use to explain her appearance

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    Wow, she looks like the very average 40 something woman she is here. No giant Disney eyes, sculpted jaw, killer cheekbones, smooth, taut skin. And that's OK. It's a lot more OK than the BS charade she's been hiding behind for the past five or so years to make bank off the looks of a version of herself that doesn't even exist.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I agree. Considering all the free work she's also had done, you'd think she'd be happy with her real appearance. Many of us can't afford all the facials, fancy creams, Botox, peels, filler, and lazer facelifts.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    But, but, but she doesn't dare filter... She's corrects. LMFAO. What a fucken fraud!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It’s just the lighting 😆

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Her voice in the last two traitorscanada IG posts👀

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    How ‘bout them insanely high brow arches 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Can someone use this for the instagram vs. reality 😂

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why does her nose look so much bigger in this fan photo than it normally looks on her social media? Her nose looks bigger than normal in the edited image and the IRL image. Gosh, has TheBirdsPapaya been filtering her nose from a larger hook nose into an upturned button nose? Has Sarah Nicole Landry been editing her face and nose from day one? Could Sarah be introducing her unfiltered face? Does Sarah think her followers will not notice how totally different she looks? Has she had enough fillers and treatments to look like the filtered version of her face? Is this all because we will see Sarah's real face on Traitors Canada?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Instagram versus reality. On the left side, Sarah Nicole Landry from her stories today. She's yapping about the Traitors Canada premiere. On the right side, Sarah Nicole Landry screenshot from the Traitors commercial. Note: Sarah Nicole Landry is known as "TheBirdsPapaya" a Canadian body-positive influencer whose claim to fame is that she doesn't use filters, filler or Photoshop. I think she may have lied. The left-side image certainly looks filtered. It's not lenses, angles, filters or makeup. It's a filter. Sarah uses the same filter Mikayla Nogueira uses.

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