Non-credible Inspiration: https://www.theverge.com/policy/798491/frog-portland-trump-national-guard (Archive version)

When Donald Trump’s administration issued orders to send the National Guard into Portland, Oregon, a person in a frog balloon suit showed up at the city’s ICE facility, where protesters had gathered. After the frog humped the air in front of a throng of federal law enforcement — many dressed in head-to-toe camo with military-grade helmets, gas masks, and riot shields — the feds slowly began to retreat. What else could they do? A soldier knows what to do when they encounter another soldier. But an air-humping frog?

An edited wikipedia article summary card to read Battle of Portland, Part of the American Invasion of the United states of america. between the inflatable frog costume wearer and US federal agents.

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[–] [S] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Wake up babe, new military intel just dropped...

From The Verge article:

Rock paper scissors like triangle relationship: Acting normal beats shit posting beats aura farming beats acting normal

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)
    Aura Farming Shitposting Acting Normal
    Aura Farming Stronger aura farmer wins Shitposter wins Aura farmer wins
    Shitposting Shitposter wins Society loses Acting normal wins
    Acting Normal Aura farmer wins Acting normal wins We live in a society

    We truly live in a society

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I love how Kristi Noem doesn't have a page, but the Air-Humping Frog does.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I was going to say she doesn't meet the notability criteria, but her quality of "not able" is through the roof...

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Casualties and losses: rule of law and American sanity

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    A weapon to surpass metal gear!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Don't underestimate the tactical power of humping the air while dressed weird. So many modern leaders ignore the sheer stopping power of "being weird AF bro"

    Once in college, armed with assorted mismatched costume equipment, a bunch of bananas hanging from the front of my belt, and socks with sandals, my sensual thrusts nearly caused the enemy supply chain to take out their own forces (a pizza delivery car saw me shakin what the manic episode gave me and almost swerved up onto the opposite busy sidewalk).

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Although the Frog seems to be in earnest, the effect of this interview is ridiculous. A serious television reporter is holding up a microphone to a big smiley cartoon balloon frog person with googly eyes. The effect is even more pronounced when you hear the Frog’s slightly squeaky voice. It is one of the most incredible rejoinders to the militarized repression of the Trump regime, and should be understood as the peak representation of how political speech in America operates today.

    Welcome to The Onion Live, population: the entirety of 'murica

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    "colorized" :)

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    The frog costume is sold out

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Gotta add the naked bikers now

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Passersby*

    I think the Trump administration is full of children who should have been left behind. Thanks, Bush!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What does the blue line say

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