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[–] 70 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's weird when it's an otherwise totally normal eating establishment. Like if you just make normal looking burgers at a normal burger place, it's weird to sexualize that.

However, if you're gonna sexualize a liitle, just go whole fuckin hog. There's a kickass queer waffle place near me that makes waffles in the shape of cocks and clits, and all of the menu items are stuff like "The Twinkstuffer." Everyone knows what they signed up for the second they enter the door, so order that cockwaffle with your chest.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    queer waffle place

    I don't want you to dox yourself, but damn, I want to know more about this restaurant. It sounds like a fun place for a date.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I went googling just to see if it was unique enough to find (alas I suspect 'twinkstuffer' was a made up example, not a real one); I'd guess it's in Seattle because a bunch came up in my search, and they were all in Seattle.

    What a city

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    One of my lotto ideas is to open the greatest dudebro sports bar the world has ever seen, with our party piece being the most delicious and unlimited chicken wings that could be found anywhere.

    And name the place "Cocksmokers" to make said dude bros uncomfortable.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Me *grabs menu and points at item*: That.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Yes, I'd like the...sigh...Rootie Tootie Fresh 'N Fruity™

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can I have the hunky dunkers with hunky dunker dipping sauce?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    sigh Take me to taco town.
    “Sir that coupon expired last week.”

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Can I get the moons over my hammy pls 👉👈

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wish the things I truely hate were so easily avoidable.

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  • Stop! I can only get so hungry!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    “Can I get the dripping boo cakey with extra cream, a cup of milk, and a complaint form?”

    “Sure, drop box is by the register. Tell me if it’s full.”

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    If I go to Starbucks and order a medium anything and am "corrected" by the cashier that it's a "grande" I will stare at the offender until they feel uncomfortable.

    If I go to Coldstone Creamery and order a medium anything and they aggressively say "oh, you want a 'love it'," I will tell them no, I want a fucking medium. You don't get to tell me how much I might or might not like it in advance.

    Also I hate when Dairy Queen insists that you watch them flip the fucking Blizzard upsidedown. I don't want your meager marketing trick. I want the bad ice cream with candy in it.

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm with you on it all except for the DQ thing. There's two bits to that. One is that they kinda force you to do it. The renaming the cups into something they obviously know what you mean? Yeah that's just annoying and no one cares. But if you don't flip it you can get it in shit. Part of that is also due to number 2. Flipping it isn't just a marketing trick, actually checks the ice-cream and stuff as well. If its freshly made and it flips but slides out then the machine isn't setting the icecream to the right temperature and that can indicate other issues.

    Like it's ABSOLUTELY a marketing trick but it's one that is forced on the employees. However at least this marketing trick has an actual secondary purpose instead of just being frilly bullshit for literally no reason.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    Just point at the listing on the menu. "Gimme dat." The only game I wanna play at a restaurant is that peg game.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Saying My Pleasure when they should just say you're welcome, ew gross

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I unironically tell people its "my pleasure" when i do things for. I enjoy helping people, even just holding the door for you while your hands are full makes me feel good. It literally is a pleasure to me.

    Its regularly met with, "did you work at chik-fil-a?"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I find funny people that actually say the "Mc" prefix when ordering at McDonald's.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I only get sandwiches at deli's where I can order a big Italian.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I wouldn't call that a restaurant...

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