Isn't the 38 year old son their own person? This seems weird, even if Puritans deserve all the hate they get
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Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Perfectly normal thing to do.
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WTF? If you have to have someone monitor your net usage to force yourself to behave like a decent individual, guess what? You're not a decent individual.
Johnson puts the really racy stuff in his text messages, anyway.
It exclusively encourages hiding stuff. Show a decoy phone with malware reporting your behavior and use the real phone for everything else
Because "decent individuals" don't view porn? Give me a break.
It's for when people watch porn. Not for when they do porn. Or rape minors.
Imagine trying to come up with a name that isn't terrifying and normalizes sexually spying on your friends and family and you fucking come up with "Covenant Eyes."
This shit is creepy and abusive and we need to have No Reservations about setting that out loud
But won't you just think of the children
Covenant es is for sexual abusing people so this shouldn't surprise us anymore
it’s just cover in the dead of night. not like it’s hard to get another device..
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