My dog would have replied "I drove off the daily assault (mailman) by yelling at them, and I cleaned the counter/table of all the loose food (that was tasty)!"
She's a good girl, sometimes mischievous.

My dog would have replied "I drove off the daily assault (mailman) by yelling at them, and I cleaned the counter/table of all the loose food (that was tasty)!"
She's a good girl, sometimes mischievous.

This is why I don't want a dog. Always seems like they lead a kind of sad life unless their people are able to be home with them all the time.
This is why I always feel a little guilty when I'm leaving on a trip. For my cat, this house and myself are her entire world. And if I disappear, for however long, due to reasons she can't even begin to fathom, it must be confusing and stressful for her.
Which is why I give her scritches and kisses every time I go to work, and tell her that I love her. And if she wants attention when I'm home, no matter what I'm doing, she gets at least an acknowledgement that I see her, I hear her, and I care about her.
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