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[–] 17 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Oh f*ck off bird shit. Tell us about all your privileged trauma. Is this how she counters all the comments about choosing herself 100/100 times over her family? The only way to choose joy is to get your stage make up on and abandon the life you chose? She’s an ugly piece of work.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Her family must feel really good that she keeps saying "choose joy" as she is leaving them behind.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That is exactly it. She rolls out the implied story of self-harm and reinforces that she has to now party all the time to keep herself alive. Parties and memes are her lifeblood apparently, not family and fucking working on herself in any meaningful way. Imagine your only hobbies are shopping and taking fucking selfies?

    Anyone who's ever been a teenager knows this manipulative way of existing, where we try to talk people into accepting our choices as necessary actions. She has parents who accept that and even nurture it, it hasn't helped her develop into a functioning, well-rounded, unselfish human.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    She’s fucked in the head. Oh poor little Sarah getting everything in life handed to her, it must be so hard being her!! I’m so sick of her always fishing for sympathy when she lives the most privileged white girl life.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    This is beyond delusional. Bey-ond. The fact that she posts this, knowing people in her city who truly know her and her “story” can debunk this BS at any given time is straight up ballsy. People who went to school with her, church with her, grew up with her, knowing her family AND her ex and his family. Psychotic. Probably another reason why she hasn’t come out with her “book” yet because it would be straight up slander and defamation. But without that story and narrative, she has nothing else

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    No comments from her parents, kids or any other family members that I know of, AJC, RR.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's all comments from her Shine jerk off like pod. For her next story arc, I bet she leaves Shane and does the same thing to Shane that she did to her ex. A divorce will help her engagement.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Hubby wasn’t featured once, interesting.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Imagine not featuring your significant other once in a post about staying alive, yikes!!!!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    LOL who is this!!!!???? Persons camera must not have beauty filters installed.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If she’d just BE HERSELF, she’d be fine. She is a perfectly ordinary mommy. Don’t understand why she hates her true self so much.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Because she doesn't want to be an ordinary mommy or even a mommy at all. She wants to be a "hot girl summer", quirky, fun, carefree 25 year old even though it can never be.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 year ago

    You’ve got it exactly right. She wants a do-over. She doesn’t want to marry young and have the pregnancies begin. She wants to take a different road and start again but that’s not how real life works. She really believes all those ridiculous plots in the movies she watches are real and she’s going to be famous.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    This one shook me! It looks like she aged 15 years from what she posts - maybe 20. She looks scary.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I had to do multiple double takes bc I was so taken aback. I’m shocked she even reposted it but I’m sure she only did to gaslight her followers.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I wonder how many views her stories really get. Look at the comments numbers on her last three posts.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And 75% of the comments are her replying to other “influencers” 💀

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    She'd be nothing without the hate watchers. We may be all she has left. Her filters today are pretty interesting.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What’s going on with her eye in the top left one?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I think the filter is attempting to make her face symmetrical. Normally, that eye sits lower on her face. Most people have slightly uneven eyes; some may even have one eye that is somewhat larger than the other. The filter is attempting facial perfection, so it looks like the eye is being tugged up.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Is this dickhead ever home to tuck in her fucking child? Read a story? I absolutely cannot with this hag

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 year ago

    I don’t think I’m going out on a limb when I say I do believe this IS her greatest accomplishment.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Where did the hourglass shape go?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (24 children)

    As we count down to the Traitors Canada launch, I'll be posting daily Instagram versus reality comparisons of TheBirdsPapaya, aka Sarah Nicole Landry.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    Can you do it on reddit too? That group is growing!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    The worst is not being able to show her face there, have to scribble out her face doesn’t do these photos justice

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    I don’t even think that’s why the sub was shut down. Alicia’s face and IG handle is shown all the time in her sub.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    And they straight up body shame her too...

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Yeah sometimes even I feel bad lol

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    And while we are on the topic, it annoys me when they kiss Bird's ass. I think Alicia is sooo terrible that they think Bird is great. They praise her beauty and work ethic and I'm like WHOMST?!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    work ethic? Wait, Bird works?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yesss how she actually puts effort into her content and is always working unlike Alicia.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 1 year ago (17 children)
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    That's an AI model named #thebirdsaliar. Never forget the real Sarah Nicole Landry. I think she must be stuffing her bra. 😂 She also 100% had an upper bleph.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Literally looks nothing like her, she thinks she’s Barbie it’s so funny. I can’t believe the amount of selfies this woman takes, I can’t tell you the last time I even took a selfie.

    Do the AirPods ever leave her ears?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I think she's playing at having ADHD or maybe even that she's on the spectrum and needs them for external noise regulation. She must have seen someone do it or was told about it during one of her poop casts.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Oh is she copying besties scrunch face? Another pointless fucking selfie.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    But she’s feeling her skinny self so she has to post a body profile instead of full-on scrunchie face! This chick is almost 41 - who else does this?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is it just me or is her face extra frozen? It seems like she can barely move it at all?

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