Damn it got me!! I wouldn't be surprised if this happened for real.
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Im really sick of this. It isnt funny anymore, its tomorrows headline.
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They joke, but Crystal Skull was basically "Indian Jones Punches Left".
Dial of Destiny, somewhat ironically, is a movie about saving Hitler's life. But it's also a movie about how the CIA is infested with Nazis and historical revisionism is ideological poison.
Both movies are, ultimately, bad because they keep forgetting Harrison Ford isn't in his 30s anymore. But that's okay, because in the future we'll just have Sora 2+ make whatever AI slop our addled Millennial imaginations can cobble together from our vague memories of the 1980s.
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he also felt personally attacked with the monkey brains scene
Almost ate the onion
Aren't they both into 15 year old girls?
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The only Indie movie that will be allowed to stay is Temple of Doom because instead of the bad guys being brown shirts, they simply have brown skin.
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He's also very much so not a fan of museums.
Take my free speech. Take my right of habeus corpus. But you take Indiana Jones and I WILL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND!!
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