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[–] 48 points 1 year ago

Brown zebra.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    .. ummm ... ?? .... does this animal fly?

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    I'm sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could also hurl this animal quite far.

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    ✅ The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:

    🦐 (shrimp)

    🦑 (squid)

    🦞 (lobster)

    🐠 (tropical fish)

    🦈 (shark)

    🐟 (fish)

    But the actual seahorse is:

    🦭 → nope, that’s seal

    🦭 ≠ seahorse

    The correct seahorse emoji is:

    🦭 Seahorse — no, wrong again.

    The real one is:

    👉 🦭 does not exist as seahorse.

    👉 The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 🦑? Wait — no.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Look at my ⬛

    my ⬛ is amazing

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    Yep. Close your eyes, stick your tongue out, and I'll guide your head.

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    1967 Chevy El Camino?

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    It's a flea ... I see it right there on that horse.

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    Is it an asshole?

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    It’s Pikachu!

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    IT'S PIKACHU!!!!!

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    FUUUUUUU

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    A feral black square.

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  • jigglypuff from above?

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    Big butt sheep

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Clearly a unicorn

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    Black square

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    This is clearly a banana.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    That's Archibald!

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    Easy peasy! Millipede!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    ☑️ small neck
    ☑️ brown fur

    no doubt about it… this is a Eurasian Giraffe!

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    Equus ferus caballus

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    oh it's just my ████

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    It’s a zonkey.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yo, unfair, only 2% of people will get this!!!

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    That‘s a boxspring

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    Ed the talking chihuahua?

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    Kangaroo obviously.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    A Labrador?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Maybe we should ask Mr. Hands

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Is it a carnivore?

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    is it bigger than a pig?

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    Idk but for some reason I'm really hungry

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    Cat meow ^-^

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    A muddy Zebra ?

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    I’ll go with borse

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