"You remind me of Buddy. He gets that same look in his eye, right when he finds the right spot to take a dump. You're gonna go far, kid, we're taking you to the park after this!"

Junior dev shat their pants.

That's like a rite of passage

Just maintain eye contact whilst you drop trou and shit in your chair. It’s a sign of solidarity and the least you can do.

You guys do production deployments during office hours?

There’s no such thing as a junior dev. I remember looking at the job listings at some huge company. Like 5-7 years ago. They had dozens and dozens of senior dev positions and that was it.

It's a shit joke but damn it's funny

😂 That’s hilarious but also kinda true if you think about it. Do you reckon memes sometimes capture reality better than news headlines?