This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.

Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.

Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.

Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.

I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.

W. O. W.

Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.

How can a dude this repulsive say with a straight face that women were “throwing their panties at him” for any reason much less because of his stupid mustache

I gladly invite him to germany. :3

Good news, if this catches on then it'll be easier to identify who needs to get punched in the fucking face!

StOp CaLlInG uS nAzIs!

When Lukashenko falls asleep first at a party.

Isn't he married? So does he mean that his wife has a real thing for short Austrian painters, or like...is he admitting something else?

Fat fuck

You can’t beat stupidl.