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[–] 24 points 1 year ago

His ass is not an expert on what grows flowers. And to be honest, I think he sells bunk fentanyl as well!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl

    (I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why is the dog getting yelled at for licking its paws?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just because you comb your hair, Fezzig, you ain't foolin' me!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane

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